Cauldron's Coven

Welcome to Cauldron's Coven, where your darkest monster fantasies intertwine with a maid cafe experience. We eagerly await the arrival of our hungry wanderers, ready to enchant you with our unique offerings!

VENUE LOCATION

light ✧ alpha
ward 16 ✧ plot 22 ✧ empy

HOURS OF OPERATION

Every Other Saturday
8 PM ST - 12 AM ST

carrd template by cassiaslair.

VENUE RULES.

be sure to adhere to the venue rules to ensure a good time for all patrons & staff. failure to comply may result in you being asked to leave, or banned.

  1. first and foremost: To partake in the mysteries that unfold within, we insist that all who venture forth be of age no younger than 18 cycles.

  2. we have a strict no tolerance policy for: bigotry (homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc), lalafell lewding of ANY kind, harassment, drama, etc. have common sense, do not be disgusting.

  3. please refrain from using /shout or /yell channels. these are strictly reserved for staff members to making important announcements periodically during operation hours.

  4. please be kind to our patrons & staff. do not harass them in any way, shape, or form.

  5. please keep your weapons & minions sheathed & hidden. this venue does not allow weapons or minions on the premises.

  6. please turn off your emote log: During your stay please extinguish /emotelog

  7. if you are found to be harassing anyone, you will be asked to leave. this applies to paid sessions as well.

  8. we do not issue refunds of services in cases of harassment or boundaries being crossed. Beware, for we do not refund those whose transgressions pierce the shadows. Obtain approval for your dark endeavors and articulate your designs cleary; an unvited intrustion may lead to expulsion with recompense. In severe transgressions, a curse of banishment may befall you.

SERVICES.

our available services, which may vary from staff to staff. be sure to check in with each staff member to see what they offer, or what they're willing to do. they are free to deny any service as they see fit.

INFORMATION

  • Roleplay Requires Consent: If you wish to engage in any type of roleplay with our staff, you must obtain clear and enthusiastic consent from the staff member involved. Boundaries and comfort levels are crucial.

  • Price Discussion: Prices for different services or experiences may vary. Please discuss the pricing details with the staff member you are interested in engaging with to ensure transparency and satisfaction. The prices below are a guideline.

  • Cancellation Rights: The staff reserves the right to cancel a service or interaction at their discretion. This could be for various reasons, such as inappropriate behavior or violation of rules. Please adhere to our guidelines to ensure a safe and enjoyable atmosphere for all our guests.

Maids

Are you yearning for a sinister servant to be yours throughout the night? As long as our crypt isn't under-staffed, your search ends here!

  • Blood Pact: Are you yearning for a mythical companion to charm you with personalized services, whimsical tales, and otherworldly delights for a truly magical and unforgettable date?

  • Spellcraft Seal: Delve deeper into the enigma of your favorite maid as we unveil their extraordinary skills.

  • Deal with the Devil Are you yearning for a sinister servant to be only yours throughout the night?

  • PRICES:

  • — Blood Pact: 150,000 gil/30 min

  • — Spellcraft Seal: 200,000 gil/30 min

  • — Deal with the Devil: 1,000,000 gil/entire night

Photographers

Yearning for a photograph to capture this eerie night alongside your macabre maid, or perhaps you wish to acquire mementos to immortalize this unforgettable evening? Discover our pricing below and make your haunting memories last.

  • Shadow Snapshots: 200k/photo

  • Monstrous Memories: 700k per 3-5 photos

  • ADD AN EXTRA PERSON:

  • — per extra person: +100k gil for shadow snapshots +350k gil for monstrous memories

Illustrators

Craving a sinister portrait of your own haunting visage? Your search ends here, as our coven's conjurer eagerly awaits to immortalize this memory through their macabre artistry.

  • sketch portrait: 2 mil gil

  • chibi: 500k gil

  • ADD-ONS: Cost may vary depending on the detail of characters/minions/etc. Talk about the price with your coven conjurer!

Fortune Tellers

Had enough of life's relentless brightness and sparkle? Fear not, for you can eagerly anticipate consulting our fortune tellers to unveil the shadowy, eerie adventures that lie ahead!

  • one card spread: 100k gil.

  • three card spread: 300k gil.

STAFF.

Beneath, you shall discover our cryptic crew, enigmatic and cloaked in shadow. Remember to seek their dark blessings and obtain their consent before embarking on any bookings, for within the gothic embrace of our realm, consent is our sacred rite.

REXI

Owner | Imp | They/Them
"In the darkest corners of our hearts, we find the beauty of our despair."

EURYALE

Caretaker | Gorgon | she/her
"Even if we walk in darkness, we can still carry a light within us."

FIDE

caretaker | Werewolf | he/him
"Woof."

LILITH

Conjurer | Spectre | she/her
"Oh, you can see me? Well... I guess your soul won't stay your own for too long..."

VIVIEN

Clairvoyant | Banshee | she/her
"Fate is a cruel mistress, always showing what could be, but rarely granting it."

SYLVIR

Lensmaster | Kitsune | she/her
quote coming soon...

HALLOWEEN MENU.

all prices are listed in gil.

DRINKS

Below, you'll unearth our delightfully eerie libations to quench your dark thirst.
all drinks are 5000 gil.

  • Potion of Doom — Black Vodka, Blue Curaçao, Lemonade, Activated Charcoal, and Black Glitter

  • Gorgon's Gaze. — Vodka, Blue Curaçao, Tonic Water, Lemonade, and Blackberries

  • Blood Moon Smoothie. — Bananas, Strawberries, Beet Juice, Yogurt, and Honey

MAIN DISHES

Beneath, you’ll discover our savory delights, crafted to awaken your darkest appetites and satiate your hunger for the extraordinary. All main dishes are 5000 gil.

  • Inferno Skewers — Chicken or Tofu, Spicy Marinade, Bell Pepper, Onion, and Hellish Flames

  • Moonlit Feast — Beef or Lamb, Wine, Beef Broth, Garlic, and Blood

  • Pixie Dust Pasta — Pasta, Pesto, Tomatoes, and Edible Flowers

SWEETS

Beneath, you'll unearth our wickedly sweet confections to satisfy your dark cravings for all things sugary and sinful.
all sweets are 5000 gil.

  • Seafoam Parfaits — Blue Raspberry Gelatin, Whipped Cream, Coconut Cream, Graham Crackers, Edible Pearls, and Seashell Candies.

  • Graveyard Dirt Cups — Chocolate Pudding, Oreos, Gummy Worms, and Edible Tombstones.

  • Eyeball Truffles — Eyes of your Enemies, Heavy Cream, Chocolate, Blood, and Candy melts.

PARTNERS.

Explore our curated selection of partners—each one is a unique gem. We highly recommend giving them a visit!